it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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