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i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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