put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
my shit smells like andre
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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