That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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