what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Pooping to opera.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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