Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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