: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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