So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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