It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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