yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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