you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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