I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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