No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
she smelled like a LAN party
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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