white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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