I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
it was like eating out sand paper
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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