Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've blown a few things in my day
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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