Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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