should my penis look like a turkey
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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