Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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