Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Houston, we have a blender
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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