is your mom at the bar?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
there is puke in my bra ... again
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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