We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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