i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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