fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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