i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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