6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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