I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
