remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Couch. On fire.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
