Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
