so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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