Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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