Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We got so high we made milksteak
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can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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