if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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