if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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