she looked like the before picture.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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