quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Randomize
