I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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