I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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