Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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