i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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