Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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