At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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