i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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