Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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