Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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