If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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