So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
NoShamevember. You game?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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