people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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