Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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