so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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