i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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