Quick, to the slutcave!
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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