Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
