All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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