i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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