Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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