You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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